Fake News
This has nothing to do with estate planning or starting a business. I hesitate to even post this, but I think most parents can understand my random frustration, so here goes…
I’d really appreciate it if all the kid channels would stop showing toddlers and preschoolers frolicking around happily while they consume recycled cardboard that has been tinted green – aka celery. It creates an unrealistic expectation, specifically that celery is suitable for human consumption.
It is not. Stop pushing your harmful agenda, toddler programming.
Don’t tell me to put peanut butter on it. It doesn’t help. And don’t even get me started on “ants on a log”. You want my kid to eat celery, so I should put raisins on the peanut butter on the celery, and call the yummy peanut butter a “log” and the yummy raisins “ants”?
That’ll definitely do the trick, because I so very often think “You know what’s missing from this snack? Wood and bugs”.
It is 2018, why hasn’t the FDA banned celery as a food source yet? Who can I talk to about this?
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